Achieved in the Valley of Dolls

Billy MacKenzie of the Associates sang this track and shares the writing credit with Adamson. The Quietus credits him with delivering the track, and NME called the track galloping, quoting the lines "Born from porn we'll weather the storm" and "Take the little black bull by the sacred horn".

Adamson named MacKenzie, Nick Cave and Jarvis Cocker as artists he looked to for song, voice, character and humour, and described the album as a last gathering with them.